pornstar martini with a shot of champagne.
pornstar martini with a shot of champagne.
On sunday it was mine and Johns 1st anniversary! haha! had a great night with him. went to san carlo for a meal and to liars and label for cocktails.
WHY THE FUCK IS ANGRY BIRDS GETTING A FUCKING MOVIE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK IT’S LITERALLY A FUCKING GAME WHERE YOU THROW BIRDS AT PIGS AND YET IT’S GOTTEN SO FUCKING POPULAR THERE ARE SHIRTS AND PLUSHIES AND FUKCING CROSSOVER GAMES I’M SO FUCKING MAD
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aghhhhh she looks so nice.
Tom Riddle casually enjoying his morning latte.
shows up 15 minutes late to the chamber of secrets with starbucks
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Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”
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so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
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IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
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ahhh yeah when do you finish your exams? I’ll text you I have a new number xxxxxxxxx
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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yes, that’s why people are crossing the street, jonghyun 7_7;;;
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