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suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

(via thejacksoniandemocracy)

fezzingly:

I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all

(via another-mewling-quim)

yayyyyy John is coming round tonight now ! don’t like sleeping on my own. I love that we stay at eachothers houses now and stay together nearly everynight.

I can’t handle these really young teenage hipsters that are ‘facebook famous’. They’re actually really annoying people aswell. I can honestly say I prefer the old myspace scene kids from when I was a teenager.

stilinskidereks:

when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic

(Source: brobrosey, via marblechickens)

I hate all these hipster type blogs that post horrible pictures and gore and shit like that trying to be cool.

no, it’s disgusting you’re making me feel sick.

cokeflow:

palmtreesandsweetdreams:

cokeflow:

Shania Twain

IM SO MAD BECAUSE THIS POST HAS 13 FREAKING NOTES TOO MANY! ITS NOT A LOT AT ALL BUT WHY DOES IT EVEN HAVE NOTES IN THE FIRST PLACE?! SERIOUSLY?! 13 NOTES! AND ALL IT SAYS IN SHANIA TWAIN! ARE YOU PEOPLE MENTALLY CHALLENGED OR????

I’ve done it. I’ve offended someone by saying Shania Twian.

(via thejacksoniandemocracy)

can’t believe how in love I am.